Well, ain’t this handy. When you’re crushed to death in this coffin on wheels, they can just put you straight into the ground.
Well, apparently the Muslims have developed a Gaydar test. They’re going to test people and deny them visas if they don’t pass. I’m not sure if they’re worried about gayness rubbing off on the natives or what.
Here’s an advanced Muslim robot holding the Gaydar unit:
Hat Tip: Daily Caller
An Italian businessman says the traditional family is important to his business, and the loons are out in force trying to punish him: http://dailycaller.com/2013/09/26/barilla-pasta-company-facing-boycott-following-chairmans-anti-gay-remarks/
It looks like I’m going to be buying Barilla pasta when I buy groceries tomorrow. Not only do I agree with Mr. Barilla when he says, “For us the concept of the sacred family remains one of the basic values of the company,” I support his right to say it.
What’s stupid about the boycotters’ reaction is that Barilla never said anything bad in the interview about homosexuals. He even said he supported gay marriage. Not only that, if you read more about the original interview, the context of the questions were surrounding how they advertise and market their products. He was really referring to how they feel that their target audience is the traditional family, and that therefore they use traditional families in their marketing.
Apparently when you can’t compete, you pay people to buy your stuff. According to Forbes.com, Microsoft is going to be offering a minimum of $200 of in-store credit for an iPhone 4S or 5. You’d think a company with deep pockets like MS could come up with something innovative to challenge Apple and Google, but apparently not. Instead they’re just playing catch-up.
Turkey intercepted a bird that it suspects of being an Israeli spy…
Now, can you imagine, if you’re already so paranoid that you suspect a bird of being an agent of the enemy, how badly do you panic when you eventually open the bird up and can’t find anything? Suddenly your sworn foe went from being so clever as to use a bird for a spy mission to being so insanely brilliant as to make the surveillance equipment undetectable? Instead of just being evil, they’re diabolical geniuses?
H/T: Japan Today
It’s nice to read an uplifting story once in awhile where the little guy wins for a change. In Tokyo, a mugger attacked the wrong woman and lost part of a finger for his trouble.
The police should bronze the finger, turn it into a trophy, and give it to the woman as a prize and as a warning to other would-be muggers.
So, just what is the big deal about eating a dog?
Apparently no one wants to discuss real issues and differences in ideology between Democrats and Republicans, so we’re going to snipe back and forth about who mistreats dogs more – Mitt Romney or Barack Obama.
Romney had his dog ride in a carrier on top of the car. It’s probably not something I would have done, but it’s important to keep things in perspective. I see so-called “dog-lovers” all the time doing things that put their pets at risk. When you’re driving down the road with Fido on your lap, what’s going to happen when you wreck and your airbag inflates? How will it feel to have dog pancake on your chest?
Obama on the other hand admits to eating dog when he was little. He was in a foreign country and was too young to have any preconceived ideas about whether dogs were acceptable for a main course. Again, it’s important to keep things in perspective. In the USA, most dogs are our pets, and therefore we wouldn’t consider eating them. In a country where dogs are classified more as livestock than pet, the idea of dog meat isn’t any different than beef.
Obama’s past dog buffet isn’t the cause of his failed presidency, his liberal socialist policies are. Romney’s dog carrier incident won’t determine his success or failure, his adherence to conservative principles will.
I continue to be deluged with spam comments trying to sell essay writing services. Today’s latest example was for a company at essaysservices dot com. I refuse to post a link to their site.
Here’s an example of the quality of their services:
Do you try to cope a lot of issues at the same time, but, nothing is finished in time? Probably you do something not correctly?
Needless to say, I don’t think English is the native language of the person posting the comment. I’m assuming they are making 5 cents an hour in a third world country somewhere, doing a cut-and-paste of something they probably can’t even read.
The sad thing is, apparently it’s still a money-maker, or these spammers wouldn’t bother to keep doing it. Someone, somewhere, clicks on the link and pays for a crappy essay because they’re too lazy to do their own homework.