Category Archives: Things that are WRONG

My new friend

Meet my new friend, the Yo Gabba Gabba guy.

Psycho freak
Psycho freak

Seriously people, you need your kids to be familiar with this dude – so they can run the other way if they ever run into him or anyone who acts like him.  This guy makes Mr. Rogers seem like a raging stud.  If you don’t quite agree with me, keep in mind that Jack Black’s been on the show.  If this picture isn’t enough to give you nightmares, imagine Jack Black in the same tight jumpsuit, riding a tricycle.  Brrrr.

He’s the latest Nick Jr. freak-show on cable.  When your kid wants to dress like an orange q-tip for Halloween, you’ll know why.

And this, folks, qualifies for my first-ever Things that are WRONG award.